Survey - October '99 
Thank you for pushing the self-destruct button. You will feel a mild shock followed by a fatal electrical current - hehe, just kidding. Argyle the Dragon would like to thank you for participating in our survey. The outcome promises to help him grow as a monster and as the host of Jokes2000. This flame's for you. Current StatisticsHumans surveyed so far: 4060. | Should Argyle have a girlfriend? | | No |  | 20% | | Yes, he needs one | | 46% | | Yes, two at least | | 11% | | Sure, a whole harem | | 22% | | | | Should Argyle have a boyfriend? | | NO! | | 83% | | Oh YeAH | | 17% | | | | How tall is Argyle in real life? | | 30 cm / 1' | | 7% | | 1,2 m / 4' | | 8% | | 2,4 m / 8' | | 27% | | 15 m / 50' | | 27% | | 40 m / 130' | | 16% | | 200 m / 660' | | 15% | | | | How experienced is Argyle now? | | Only a child | | 6% | | More like a teen | | 43% | | Grownup | | 36% | | Old and wise | | 9% | | Old and senile | | 5% | | | | Dragons are: | | Not real | | 8% | | Immortal | | 25% | | Magic creatures | | 78% | | Goodly creatures | | 18% | | Evil creatures | | 6% | | | | Dragons can: | | Spew fire | | 75% | | Exhale smoke | | 50% | | Fly | | 67% | | Breath under water | | 29% | | Camouflage | | 39% | | Do without sleep | | 30% | | | | Dragon anatomy: | | Mammals | | 49% | | Sleeps through the winter | | 22% | | Flies south every winter | | 30% | | | | Dragons reproduce by: | | Hermaphrodite | | 9% | | Like mammals | | 21% | | Lay eggs | | 43% | | Spawn by magic | | 36% | | | | Dragons eat: | | Virgins | | 34% | | Cows and lambs | | 34% | | Plants | | 46% | | Fish | | 26% | | Nothing, survives on mana | | 11% | | |
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