A guy walks into a pub, orders a beer, and sets a paper bag on the bar. Several beers later, the curious bartender asks what was in the bag. Without a word, the customer reaches in and pulls out a miniature piano, then a small man about a foot tall, who sits down at the piano and begins to bang out rhythm and blues.

"Wow, where'd you get that?" the barkeep asks.

"I found a bottle," the customer explains. "When I rubbed it, a genie popped out and granted me one wish. It's right here, he adds, reaching into his coat, "If you want to give it a try."

The bartender gives the bottle a rub and, sure enough, out pops a genie. "I want a million bucks," he says

Suddenly, the bar is filled with a million ducks. "Hey, I said bucks, not ducks! Is this genie deaf or something?" the bartender asks.

"Hey, friend, you don't think I actually asked for a 12-inch pianist, do you?" says the customer.