Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, saying, "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with him about this."

Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse," she says.

He unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

"Okay, now take off my skirt."

He takes off her skirt.

"Now take off my bra."

He takes off her bra.

"Now, Johnny, please take off my panties."

When he finishes removing those, she says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"