A guy falls asleep on the train and misses his stop. He gets off at the end of the line and asks a cabbie how much a ride to his crib would be.

"Twenty bucks, pal," the cabbie says.

"Listen, I've got five on me and the rest at home," the guy says.

"Take a hike, pal," the cabbie tells him.

The guy walks 15 miles home at 3:00 a.m., plotting revenge the whole way. The next night, he gets off at the same stop as the night previous, and sees the same cabby third in a queue. He asks the first driver in line how much the fare is.

"Twenty bucks," the cab driver says.

"How about five and a blowjob?" the guys asks.

"Take a friggin' hike, you pansy," the cabbie says.

He then asks the second driver in line how much the ride would be.

"Twenty bucks," the cabbie says.

He makes the same proposition and receives pretty much the same response. He then hops in the cab with the driver from the night before, handed him $25, and drives away winking at the first two drivers, giving them the old thumbs up!