Old joke referring to the Windows 95 operating system.

• The required number of megabytes of RAM to run at useable speed.
• The percentage that will be complete on the shipping date.
• The number of floppies it will ship in.
• The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.
• The number of megabytes of hard disk space required.
• The number of pages in the *EASY-INSTALL* version of the manual.
• The percentage of existing windoze programs that won't run in the new OS.
• The number of minutes to install.
• The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to run.
• The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade.
• The number of MHz required for the OS to run.
• The year it was due to ship.
• The number of seconds before it crashes.
• Bill Gates' age when it ships.
• Microsoft never told you what century!!
• The number of ships for shipping it.
• The millions of women who will be alone while their partners have opened the 'Windows'.
• The number of minutes to 'kill' the hard drive.
• The number of microsoft support staff that "WON'T" need extreme counselling...
• The percentage turnover rate for staff.
• The number of days until Gates tries to sell you a newer OS.
• The 95 stands for average CPH : Crash Per Hour.