The seven dwarves are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city. After awhile, they go to the Vatican and meet the Pope. Grumpy, for once, seems to have a lot to say; he keeps asking the pontiff questions about the church, and in particular, the nuns.

"Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?"

"No, my son, all our nuns are at least 170 meters tall."

"Are you sure? I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say, about my height? Maybe a little shorter?"

"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"

"No reason. (pause) "Positive? Nobody in a dark suit who is about 90, 75-90 centimeters tall?"

"I'm sure."

"Okay. Thanks anyway."

Grumpy looks dejected at this news, and the Pope wonders why; so he listens to the dwarves as they leave the building.

"What did he say? What did he say?" chant the other six dwarves.

Grumpy says, "He said, they don't have any short nuns."

And the other six dwarves start chanting, "Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy fucked a penguin!"