A guy is out golfing with his buddy one day and says, "Man I haven't gotten laid in what seems like forever. I don't know what it is. I'm just not getting any."

His buddy says, "Hey, man I'll lend you my Asian cleaning lady. She'll come in give you a beer, clean your house, fuck the hell out of you, and best of all she can't speak a word of English."

"Really, man? You mean it?" the guy says.

"Yeah, sure, I'll send her over tomorrow," his buddy replies.

The next day, the guy is home and the cleaning lady shows up. She hands him a beer, goes about cleaning his house, and when she's done, stands over him and undresses. They start having sex and she scream, "Sampowhy!" Of course, he starts thinking he's a super stud to get the lady to scream like that.

The next day he's feeling good about himself. He decides to golf with his buddy again. On his first shot, he hits a hole in one. Just to rub it in he yells, "Sampowhy!" His buddy looks at him and says, "What do you mean, wrong hole?"