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Entrance Exam - Football Player *** 

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Time Limit: 3 Weeks


1. Foreign Language:

  • What language is spoken in France?


2. History:

  • Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.


3. Literature:

  • Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge
    (b) sail the ocean
    (c) lead an army
    (d) WRITE A PLAY


4. Religion:

  • What religion is the Pope? (a) Jewish
    (b) Catholic
    (c) Hindu
    (d) Polish
    (e) Agnostic (circle only one)


5. Metric Conversion:

  • How many feet equal 0.0 meters?


6. Physics:

  • What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?


7. Religion:

  • How many commandments were Moses given? (approximately)


8. Geography:

  • What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners
    (b) Southerners
    (c) Northerners


9. American History:

  • Spell Bush, Carter, and Clinton


10. European History:

  • Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.


11. Natural Science:

  • Where does rain come from? (a) Macy's
    (b) a 7-11
    (c) Canada
    (d) the sky


12. Advanced Physics:

  • Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (a) yes
    (b) no


13. Philosophy:

  • What are coat hangers used for?


14. Political Science:

  • The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?


15. Physics:

  • Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.


16. Architecture:

  • Where is the basement in a three story building located?


17. Agricultural Science:

  • Which part of America produces the most oranges? (a) New York
    (b) Florida
    (c) Canada
    (d) Wisconsin


18. Advanced math:

  • If you have three apples how many apples do you have?


19. Communications:

  • What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?


20. The University of Washington tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?

  • (a) B.C. (b) A.D.
    (c) still waiting



*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify

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