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A carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist have a mutual friend who is getting married. They are all practical jokers, and since their friend is getting married on April Fool's Day, they each decide to set up a
practical joke in the couple's bedroom.

The day after the wedding, the new groom is talking to his three friends. He says to the electrician, "I didn't mind the small shock when my wife and I first touched each other." He turns to the carpenter and says, "The collapsing bed was actually pretty comical."

The guy then turns to the dentist and says, "But you went way too far -it just wasn't funny, putting Novocain in the KY jelly!"


Glossary (for those not understanding the joke):

Novocain is what Dentists use on teeth so you can't feel them do their work, and KY Jelly is a water-based lubrication sometimes used by both parties before or during the act of sex.

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