A man walks into a bar, sits on a stool, and says, "Bartender, give me five shots of whiskey."

The bartender sets them up and watches the man gulp the drinks down, then asks him what is wrong. "I just found out my son is gay," the man says,

The next day, the same man walks into the bar, sets at the same stool, and asks the same bartender for 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender again watches as the man belts them down, and asks again, "Man, what is wrong?"

"I just found out my other son is gay," the man says.

The next day, the same man walks into the bar, sits at the same stool, and asks the same bartender for 20 shots of whisky. The bartender again sets them up and watches as he drinks them. Then he asks the man, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

"Yeah," the man replied, "My wife!"