It is with great sadness that the Energizer Battery Company announces the passing of The Energizer Bunny.

AP April 14, 1997: The Energizer Bunny, known best for, "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42 a.m. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual overstimulation. Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...