A couple is doing yard work and the wife stops to go up and take a shower. The man is looking for the rake and yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's the rake?"

She can't hear him, so he points to his eye [I], points to his knee [need] and then makes raking motions.

"What?" she yells.

So he goes through the whole routine again. She nods like she gets it and then points to her eye, points to her left breast, points to her ass, and then to her crotch.

Her husband is totally confused [and somewhat aroused] so he goes in the house. Upstairs, he leans around the corner and asks, "What did you say?"

She says, "I said, eye, left tit, behind, the bush."