A guy walked into a bathroom and started peeing. He looked over and saw a really little man taking a piss. The guy looked over at him and said hello. The little man said, "Hi, I'm a leprechaun!"

The guy was amazed. The leprechaun said, "I like you. I am going to grant you three wishes."

The guy was skeptical but he decided to go along with it. The guy said, "Okay, I want a big house."

The leprechaun said, "When you return home, you will have a huge mansion!"

The guy said, "And then I want a beautiful woman for my own."

The leprechaun said, "I will give you a woman so wonderful you will never look at anyone else."

The guy didn't know what to wish for third. He looked over and saw the size of this leprechaun's dick. It was huge. He said "Okay, my third wish is to have a dick as big as yours."

The leprechaun said, "I'll give it to you if you let me screw you up the butt." The guy didn't want to, but he really wanted a big dick. So the two started having sex.

All the sudden, the guy yelled out, "I can't believe I'm letting a leprechaun screw me up the butt!"

Then the leprechaun said, "I can't believe you think I am a leprechaun."