Late one night, a burglar broke into a house where he thought no one was home. He quietly walked into the living room and suddenly heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."

He froze in his tracks; but after hearing nothing else for a couple of minutes, he slowly crept forward and instantly heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Frightened, he frantically shined his flashlight in the direction of the voice and saw a birdcage with a parrot inside. Cautiously he asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes," replied the parrot.

Breathing a huge sigh of relief, the burglar asked the parrot, "So, what's your name?" The bird responded, "Clarence."

"What a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the pit bull Jesus."