A guy walked into a bar. "C-c-can I h-have a b-beer?" he asked.

The bartender said, "I used to stutter."

"Yeah, so what did you do?"

"I got my wife to give me a blow job and I was instantly cured," said the bartender.

So the guy got up pays the tab and left

The next day the guy went back into the bar and ordered another beer. "Can I get a beer?" he asked.

"You took my advice?" said the bartender.

"Yeah, tell your wife you have nice furniture," the man said.