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Rene, the French Fighter Pilot ** 

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Rene, the French Fighter Pilot, is making out with his girlfriend. All of a sudden, while they are kissing, he grabs a glass of red wine and splashes it over her thick red lips.

"Rene, Rene, what are you doing?" she asks, a little shocked.

"I am Rene, ze French Fighter Pilot," replies Rene, "And when I kiss ze red meat, I like to have it wiz red wine." She thinks this is a little weird, but nevertheless, they go on. After a little while she says to him, "Oh, Rene, Rene, kiss me lower."

So Rene pulls opens her shirt and starts kissing her chest. Suddenly, he picks up a glass of white wine and splashes it all over her. "Rene, Rene, have you gone mad? What are you doing?" she asks him.

He replies, "I am Rene, ze French Fighter Pilot, and when I have ze white meat, I like to have it wiz ze white wine."

"Oh, well," she replies, and they continue. After a little more kissing and fondling, she looks to him and says, with a smirk, "Oh, Rene, kiss me even lower than that!"

So Rene grabs a glass of brandy, splashes it all over her crotch, and lights it with a match. "Aaaargh! Rene, are your crazy? What are you DOING?" she screams at him, appalled.

"I am Rene, ze French Fighter Pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!" he says.

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