A boy came home one day and asked his mom, "What is a bitch and a pussy?"

His mother said, "Well a bitch is a female dog and a pussy is a cat."

The boy thought to himself that his mother's explanation didn't sound right since the other kids were calling each other those names. He went to dad and asked, "What is a bitch and a pussy?"

His father pulled out his Playboy and opened it to the centerfold. He drew a circle around the woman's vagina and said, "Now that's a pussy, son! And everything else is the bitch!"