Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. One Englishman said he was going to piss the Irishman off. He walked over to the Irishman and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a sissy," he said.

"Oh really, hmm, I didn't know that," said the Irishman.

Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn't care!" he said.

"You just don't know how to set him off. Watch and learn," the second Englishman said. He walked over and tapped the Irishman on the shoulder. "I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!" he shouted.

"Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you," said the Irishman. Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right, he is unshakable!" he said.

The third Englishman said, "No, no, no, I will really piss him off. You just watch." The Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me," the Irishman replied.