Three nuns die and go to heaven and are met by St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want."

The first nun says "I want to be Bo Derek," and she disappears. The second says "I want to be Madonna," and she disappears, too.

The third says, "I want to be Sarah Pepalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

"Sarah Pepalini," repeats the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing.

He hands it back to her and says, "No Sister, this says Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days!"