This is a story about Johnnie's day at school. Johnnie's teacher got up in front of the class and announced they were going to play a guessing game. The teacher said, "I have something behind my back. It's red in color and round. It's soft, but it's also hard."

Johnnie raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I know it's a red rubber ball."

The teacher said, "No Johnnie, it's an apple, but I like the way you think."

Next the teacher grabbed another object and put it behind her back. "I have something behind my back. It's orange in color and round. It's soft, but it's also hard," she said.

Johnnie raised his hand again and said, "Teacher, teacher, I know it's an orange rubber ball."

The teacher looked at Johnnie and said, "No Johnnie, it's an orange, but I like the way you think."

Johnnie was now getting the hang of it, so he asked the teacher if he could try one. Johnnie grabbed an object and put it behind his back and said, "I have something behind my back. It's pink in color and it's long. It's soft, but it's also hard."

The teacher, getting upset, yelled, "Now Johnnie, I'm going to have to tell the principal about this perverted behavior."

Johnnie stopped her and said, "But, teacher all I have is my pink eraser, but I like the way you think!"