A man on the run from the law joins the foreign legion. When he gets to the base, he asks his sergeant what he's supposed to do for sex since they are 50 miles away from civilization.

The sergeant says, "Well I suppose if you really have to, you can use Elsie," and points at a nearby camel.

"That's gross," says the man. The sergeant just walks away. Three weeks later, the man really needs sex. So he gets behind the camel and starts screwing it. Then the sergeant and a platoon of men come walking in and they stare at him.

The man says, "Sarge, is this the way?"

The sergeant says, "No man we usually ride her into town."