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A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion, he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. He says he will give anything he owns to the man who swims across that pool.

The party continues and no one goes into the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. There is a man swimming as hard as he can. The fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going. The sharks are gaining on him, but he reaches the end and he gets out, wet and soaked.

The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, "I am a man of his word, anything of mine I will give, my cars my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So, sir, what will it be?"

The guy grabs the microphone and says, "Why don't we start with the name of the bastard that pushed me in!"

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