On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, "I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!"

The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat. A few minutes later, little Larry stood up again and said, "I don't belong here, I should be in the third grade!"

Larry did this a few more times before the principal came into the classroom and explained Larry's problem. The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions, they would be able to decide what grade he belonged in. They soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals. The teacher suggested they try some biology questions.

"What does a cow have four of but a woman has only two?" asked the teacher.

"Legs!" Larry immediately replied.

"What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't?" asked the teacher.

"Pockets!" said Larry.

The teacher looked at the principal, who said, "Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!"