A lawyer is driving in the middle of nowhere and his car breaks down. After waiting a while, a farmer walks over to the car. Discovering what the problem is, the farmer offers his home to the lawyer to stay for the night.

Later that night, the lawyer is in bed when the farmer's wife comes in his room. She wants to have sex with him. The lawyer says, "No, your husband will wake up and catch us."

The wife replies, "My husband is a heavy sleeper. He won't wake up, I promise." To prove it, she takes the lawyer into her room where her husband is naked, and tells the lawyer to pull one of the hairs on his ass. The lawyer does it and the farmer doesn't wake up.

The wife and the lawyer go back to the room and have sex. About 2 hours later, the wife comes back and wants more. The lawyer says once again, "You're husband will wake up and catch us."

The wife says, "I already told you, he's a heavy sleeper." She takes him in her room again. The lawyer pulls another hair on the farmer's ass and still the farmer does not wake up. So they go have sex again.

It's almost sunrise and the wife comes back again and wants to do it one more time before her husband wakes up. The lawyer says, "It's almost sunrise, he's about to wake up."

The wife says, "Let me show you one more time that my husband is a heavy sleeper." So they go back to her room and the lawyer pulls a hair on the farmer's ass.

Just then, the farmer turns around, looks at him and says:

"You can fuck my wife as many times as you want, but don't use my ass as a scoreboard."