A guy walked into a bank and said to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account."

The teller replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"

"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now," he said.

"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" she told him

The teller left the window, went over to the bank manager, and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won fifty million dollars in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin' checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see sir," the manager said, "And this bitch is giving you a hard time?"