Two old Irishmen were holding up the bar at the local pub, reminiscing and drinking, when one became quite melancholy and asked his friend, "Sean, when my time comes and I pass on, can ye do me a favor?"

His friend replied, "Liam, you've been my friend for nigh on thirty years...just ask and I'll do it for you. What would you like me to do?"

The first one said, "Sean, on me mantelpiece at home is an old, old bottle of fine Irish whiskey. When they bury me, would you be mindin' it if ye poured it over me grave?"

And the second one gravely replied, "Liam, you know I'll be honored to do as you ask, but I'm wonderin', would you mind if I passed it through me kidneys first?"