A man with a 50-inch penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him. "They all tell me that my penis is too long," he complains. "Is there any way you can shorten it?"

The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.

The man goes to the witch's house and tells her his story. "Witch, my penis is 50 inches and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch asks him to pull it out and let her look at it. The man uncoils his 50-inch penis. The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to a pond deep in the forest. In the pond, you will see a frog sitting on a log that can help solve your dilemma. First you must ask the frog to marry you. Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be ten inches shorter."

The man's face lights up and he dashes off to the forest. He comes upon the pond and sure enough, there sits the frog on a log. He calls out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looks at him dejectedly and replies, "No."

The man looks down, and suddenly, his penis is 10 inches shorter. "Wow," he screams out loud, "This is great!" But it's still too long at 40 inches. "Frog, will you marry me?" he shouts.

The frog rolls its eyes back in its head and screams back, "No!"

The man feels another twitch in his penis, looks down, and it sees it is another 10 inches shorter. The man laughs and says, "This is fantastic."

He looks down at his penis again, 30 inches, and reflects for a moment. Thirty inches is still a huge-just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looks across the pond and yells out, "Frog will you marry me?"

The frog looks back across pond, shaking its head. "No, no, and for the last time, no!" he says.