A woman is just about to give birth in the hospital when she says to the doctor, "Doc, do me a favor. Tell me what color the baby is as it's being born."

The doctor is understandably a little puzzled. "Why don't you know what color the child is going to be?" he asked.

"Well," says the woman, "The problem is that I'm a porno actress and the child was conceived during the making of a film. I have no idea who the father is."

"OK," says the doctor, "I'll do it for you but your request is pretty unusual."

As the baby is being born, the doctor says, "Here comes the head, it seems to have yellow skin and the eyes are slanted. Was one of the actors Chinese?"

"Yes, doctor, there was a Chinese actor," says the woman.

"Wait," says the doctor, "The chest and arms are out and they seem to be very dark. Was one of the actors black?"

"Yes, doctor, there was a black actor," says the woman.

"Wait, now the legs are out and they're brown. Was one of the actors Hispanic?"

"Yes, doctor, there was a Hispanic actor," says the woman.

The doctor pulls the baby free and gives it a traditional slap on the back. The baby lets out a healthy "Waaaahh," and starts crying.

"Oh, thank God for that!" says the woman. "For a moment there, I expected it to bark!"