Two Irish nuns were on their way to a new convent in the United States. On the plane ride over, one nun told the other that she had heard Americans eat dogs. The other nun was rather aghast, but said, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do."

After getting settled, the more adventurous nun said that they should go try one of those "dogs." So they set off and found a local hot dog stand. Each nun ordered one and took their hot dogs to the park to eat under the trees. Finally one nun got brave and opened the wrapping on hers.

She looked at it and her face turned bright red. After what seemed like an hour, she finally looked at the other nun and said, "So what part of the dog did you get?"