A father was very anxious to marry off his only daughter, so he wanted to impress her date. "Do you like to screw?" he asked.

"Huh?" replied the surprised date.

"My daughter, she loves to screw, and she's good at it. The two of you should go screw," explained the father.

The boy replied, "Yes, sir!"

Minutes later the girl came down the stairs, kissed her father goodbye, and the couple left. After only a few minutes, she reappeared, furious, dress torn, her hair a mess, and screamed, "Dammit, Daddy, it's the TWIST, get it right!"