A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him and gets nervous.
When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation with her.

"Where are you flying to today?" he asks.

"To the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she responds.

The man is crazed with excitement! Here is a gorgeous woman sitting next to him, and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

"What do you do at this meeting?" he asks.

"Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"What myths are those?" he asks.

"Well, one popular myth is that African-American men are the most endowed, when in fact, it is the Native- Americans who own this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually men of Jewish descent make the best lovers," she tells him.

"Very interesting," the man says.

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"

The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto. Tonto Goldstein."