There was a guy who loved his girlfriend so much, he decided to have her name tattooed to his dick. It said "WY" when it was soft, and "Wendy" when it was hard.

A few months later, the couple got married. For their honeymoon, they went to an island resort. While there, they decided to go to a nude beach. When the guy was on the beach, he saw a local man with the letters "WY" on his dick, too!

He went up to the native and asked, "Hey, is your girlfriend's name Wendy, too?"

The man replied with a thick Island accent, "No, mine says, 'Welcome To the Island, Have A Nice Day.'"