Concerned about her relationship, a woman approached her doctor and said, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend, and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?"

After the doctor stopped laughing, he said, "Medically, no. But here's something you can try on your wedding night. When you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband enters you, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."

The woman loved this idea, and knew her hubby-to-be would fall for it.

They had a beautiful wedding and retired to the honeymoon suite. The wife got ready for bed in the bathroom, slipped the elastic band up her leg, finished preparing, and climbed into bed with her man.

Things began to progress. Her husband entered her, and she snapped the elastic band.

Wincing in pain, her husband hollered, "What the *@#% was that?"

"Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping," the wife said.

"Well snap it again, it's got my balls!" the husband shouted.