Two boys from Florida loved to fish and decided they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it being great in Canada, so they made a trip there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One boy said, "We're going to need an ice pick."

So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, the boy was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."

Well, the clerk at the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the d boy left.

In about an hour, he was back. He said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."

The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked curiously, "How are you boys doing?"

"Not very well at all," the boy answered. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet."