Two storks are on a nest-a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry Son, your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy," he says.

The next night, it's father's turn to do the job.

"Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies," the mother stork says to the crying baby stork.

A few days later, the stork parents are desperate-their son is gone from the nest all night. Finally, shortly before dawn, he returns. The parents ask their son where he has been all night.

The baby stork says, "Awww, just scaring the shit out of college kids!"