A local preacher was paying a visit to one of his church members on a Friday night and heard a loud party as he approached the house.

He knocked on the door, and the owner answered. Behind him, he saw a circle of naked men with blindfolded women moving from man to man, fondling each man's package and guessing who it was.

The preacher said, "I'm sorry. I don't think I'd fit in here right now."

"Nonsense," the man replied. "Your name's been called three times already!"