An eastern couple who had never been any farther west than the local store decided to go on a vacation driving across the country just to be able to see it before they got too old. They had driven a day and a half when they happened upon a "for sale" sign at the end of a farmer's driveway advertising a cow for sale.

The sign read, "Cow for Sale, $5,000."

They passed the sign and drove a little ways, when the husband said that he was going back to see the cow because he had never seen a $5,000 cow.

He drove up to the farmer's house and knocked on the door and asked the farmer to see the cow. Upon looking at the cow, it looked like any other cow, so he asked the farmer why it was worth $5,000. The farmer took him around back of the cow and showed him that the cow had a cunt just like a woman. He said he guessed that it was worth the $5,000 that the farmer was asking.

They left and started on their way and he kept saying, "It just ain't fair... It just ain't fair... It just ain't fair."

Finally, the wife said, "What ain't fair?"

And he said, "There's that farmer who has a cow with a cunt like a woman's worth $5,000... and here I got a woman with a cunt like a cow that ain't worth 5 cents."