A bartender in a gay bar was getting ready to close for the night, when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulled out a gun.

He yelled to the bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!"

The scared bartender pleaded, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!"

The robber yelled, "Shut up and empty the cash register!"

The bartender said, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a wife and kids! I'll do whatever you say!"

The crook took the money and put the gun to the bartender's head and said, "All right, now give me a blowjob!"

"Anything!" cried the bartender, "Just don't shoot!"

The bartender started to blow the crook. As the crook got excited, he dropped the gun.

The bartender saw the gun on the floor, picked it up, handed it back to the crook, and yelled, "Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in!"