Three missionaries are captured by a tribe of cannibals.

When they are brought before the chief, the chief points to the first missionary and says, "Do you want death, or do you want Bunda?"

"I don't know what Bunda is, but it sounds better than death... I'll take bunda."

A cheer goes up from the tribe, and they proceed to take turns bending him over a stump and having their way with him before finally letting him go.

The next day, the chief points to the second missionary and says, "Do you want death, or do you want Bunda?"

Not wanting Bunda but wanting death even less, the second missionary also chooses Bunda. With a cheer, they take him to the same stump, and after a few hours they let him go.

The third day, the chief points to the last missionary and gives him the same choice.

The third missionary, being more devout than the others, says, "I'll take death!"

The loudest cheer yet erupts from the tribesman as the chief says, "Death by Bunda!"