A man took the opportunity to paint the toilet seat while his wife is away. After he finished, he headed to the kitchen to raid the refrigerator. The wife came home sooner than expected and headed to the bathroom. She sat down and got the toilet seat stuck to her rear end. She became upset and, in a panic, shouted to her husband to drive her to the doctor.

She put on a large overcoat to cover the stuck seat and off they went. When they got to the doctor's office, the man lifted his wife's coat to show her predicament.

The man asked, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well, yes," the doctor replied. "But never framed."