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A man was walking in the mountains enjoying the scenery, when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation, he reached out and grabbed a limb of a gnarled old tree on the side of the cliff. Full of fear, he assessed his situation. He was about 100 feet down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should slip again, he'd plummet to his death.

He cried out, "Help me!"

But there was no answer. Again and again he cried out but to no avail.

Finally he yelled, "Is anybody up there?"

A deep voice replied, "Yes, I'm up here."

"Who is it?"

"It's the Lord."

"Can you help me?"

"Yes, I can help."

"Help me!"

"Let go."

Looking around, the man became full of panic. "What?!"

"Let go. I will catch you."

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