Some gangsters were thinking of robbing a bank. They thought of the best plan and started to work.

A day or two later, they were able to get into the bank and found hundreds of safes. They opened the first safe, but the only thing they found in there was vanilla pudding.

The head gangster said, "Well, at least we can eat it." So they ate the pudding.

They opened up the second safe, but again there was just more pudding. They decided to devour it, too. This process went on for the rest of the day until all the safes were opened. There was no money or jewelry in any of them.

"Well," they said, "at least there was something for us to eat."

The next day on the news, they heard, "Yesterday, the biggest sperm bank in the U.S. was robbed..."