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Small Planes *** 

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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago.

The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess.

The boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess said, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy said that she had.

The stewardess said, "Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls out on time."

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