A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for anal deodorant. The assistant explains that the store doesn't stock anal deodorant. The man insists that he bought his last anal deodorant from this store. The assistant passes the man to the pharmacist, who explains that the store has never stocked such an item.

The man explains that he bought his last anal deodorant from this store only weeks ago and has done so for several years. The pharmacist asks the man to bring in his last purchase so that he can try to match the product.

The following day, the man returns to the pharmacy and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why the customer thinks this is anal deodorant, when it is clearly of the underarm stick variety.

The customer shows him the instructions on the reverse, which state, "Push up bottom to use."