Ashley walked into the White House for the first day of her internship and was greeted by the President.

After a tour, he asked, "Would you like to see the Presidential Clock?"

Ashley got suspicious and said, "I've heard certain things about you, Mr. President, and don't think that would be a smart idea."

"Nonsense," said the President. "It's just a clock."

Ashley reluctantly agreed. The President led her to an empty Oval Office, closed the door, dropped his pants, and pulled it out.

In a reproving tone, Ashley said, "That's not the Presidential Clock; it's the Presidential Cock."

The President responded, "Ashley, honey, put a face and two hands on it, and it's a clock."