A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "I have three girls coming over tonight. I have never had three girls at once. I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent!"

The pharmacist reaches under the counter and removes a brown box with an "X" on it. "Here," he says. "If you eat this, you'll go wild and nuts!"

"Great!" the guys says. "Give me three of them!"

The next day, the guy returns to the pharmacy. He drops his pants, and the pharmacist looks in horror at the guy's penis. It's black and blue, and the skin is hanging off of it.

"That 'X' stuff was great, but now I need some Ben Gay!" he shouts.

"You're not going to put Ben Gay on that, are you?" asks the pharmacist.

"Hell no! It's for my arms. The girls never showed up!"