A guy walks into Baskin Robbins one day and looks at the menu, trying to decide what to order.

After 5 minutes, the man behind the counter says, "What can I get you, sir?"

The man replies, "I'll have a single scoop of chocolate, please."

The man behind the counter says politely, "I'm sorry, sir, but we're all out of chocolate. Can I get you something else?"

The man looks at the menu for a couple of more minutes and then replies, "Okay, I would like a scoop of chocolate."

The man behind the counter looks at the man in frustration and says, "I'm sorry, sir, we are all out of chocolate. Can I get you anything else?"

The man looks at the menu for a few more minutes and then says, "Now I've got it! I'll have a scoop of chocolate!"

The man behind the counter looks at the man with a red face. "Okay," he says in a raised voice, "Can you spell the word 'van' in vanilla?"

The man says, "Sure: V-A-N."

The man behind the counter says, "And can you spell the word 'straw' in strawberry?"

The man says, "Sure: S-T-R-A-W."

The man behind the counter then says, "Can you spell the word 'fuck' in chocolate?"

The man gets confused and replies, "There is no fuckin' chocolate."

The man behind the counter smiles and says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you for a half an hour, asshole!"