Three women were talking together, and the subject of birth control came up.

The first women said, "Because of my religion, I can't use birth control."

The second women said, "My husband and I use the rhythm method."

The third women said, "My husband and I use the bucket-and-saucer method."

She was asked how it worked.

She said, "I'm 5'11" and my husband is 5'2". When we have sex, he stands on the bucket. When his eyes get as big as saucers, I kick the bucket out from under him.