Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor that they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room and tells them to undress. A small bell is tied to each man's penis. In comes a beautiful woman wearing a sexy belly dancer costume. She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate.

Ting-a-ling goes the bell.

"Oh, Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your lack of control. Go take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness." The candidate leaves.

The dancer then continues, slowly dancing around the second candidate and peeling off her layers of veils.

As the last veil drops, Ting-a-ling goes the little bell.

"Joseph, Joseph," sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Go take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness."

The dancer proceeds to dance her sensuous dance around the third candidate. Slowly around him she dances, now devoid of all of her veils, but the third candidate remains unmoved.

"James, my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor. "Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a great priest." Now, go join your weaker brethren in the shower."

Ting-a-ling