A grizzled old man was eating at a truck stop, when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk, and then took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.

Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."